Sunday, November 13, 2016

Three (Not) Stooges

I’m sure a lot of people out there like to go antiquing, like to peruse used book stores and the like. I love going to swap meets and used books stores – mostly looking for books (obviously) and DVD’s/BR. Sometimes one can find great gems.

I have a few places I go to on a regular basis, and usually find some great stuff, like the two times I found some rare Three Stooges films on DVD. These weren’t even really stooges films, they were films from their time as Ted Healy’s sidekicks.

This is a True Story I Call Three (Not) Stooges . . .

A few weeks ago I found a used double feature DVD of Ted Healy and His Stooges films. When I got home I immediately popped it in to make sure it worked. This is something I didn’t used to do, but started doing earlier this year when some friends told me they bought used DVDs at this store that didn’t play properly.

Well I had only bought one disc from there that I found didn’t play – the same damn DVD. I threw that one out.

This one worked, boy did it work.

After I popped it in, I turned my back to look for my control. The DVD auto played. This was very embarrassing, especially with my mom in the house . . .

Loud sounds of moaning and screaming bellowed from my TV. I turned around to see a hardcore gang bang on the screen. My mother come into the room and saw the same thing. See laughed, and didn’t believe me at first that I wasn’t watching porn.

The Three Stooges disc in the DVD case wasn’t what it should have been, it was a freaking Stooges Porn Parody!

TRUE.

I took the disc back, but no one at the store believed me . . .

;( I wanted that Stooges Disc!

Ace.

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